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Early Halloween EBN Network Alert!!

Okay... Okay... I know it's not Halloween just yet, but there is some very serious news that we need to share leading up that day. By serious, I don't mean silly things like a zombie apocalypse or over priced candy. Actually, the over priced candy is somewhat serious, so let's make sure to not forget that one. This reporter has the somber news that a member of the bunny mafia that we have spotlighted before has re-surfaced. I KNOW!!! Right? We are still working on the details around this because this is yet to happen in all the years of the EBN Network and the Fabshophop Authorities. Details are rolling in as this news alert is being constructed and it appears that Franken-bunny, a bunny mafia member that we reported on 4 years ago has been sighted again. Seriously folks... stop laughing, this is not a laughing matter!

Hold on... updates are incoming...

We have some reports that a "patchwork bunny" has been witnessed in the "Benartex Fabric" area of this website. The facts are still a bit murky... but yes, it seems like we have some preliminary sketches from the Fabshophop sketch artist. Well... it is very clear to see that we've got reports from three very different "eye witnesses", but regardless of the differences, we are to provide the facts as they are delivered. We do not pick and choose what we report. Please see below for the pictures provided to use.

Sketch #1 is quite obviously from a younger child in the middle of candy induced sugar rush. Although I may also make that face if my whiskers were on fire and somebody used my head as a pin cushion. If, in fact, this is the bunny, please steer clear, because there's no way it's going to be in a good mood and it will be dangerous.


Sketch #2 is a bit much to digest in all honesty. I guess if the bunny mafia crossed genes with a very large rabbit and a professional wrestler... you would get this type of offspring. Seriously though, there's no way the sketch artist wasn't laughing to themselves as the description was being given. I mean... come on... you can't be serious about this. I would be believe pin cushion whisker flame before this one. "Whatcha gonna do brother... when Hulk-a-rabbit, runs wild on you!!!" Sorry... had a flash back to watching the WWF back in the late 80's.

Sketch #3 is truly terrifying. This one worries me the most. Don't let the cuteness factor sway your opinions. This is exactly the kind of tactics the bunny mafia would use on the human race. Bunny number three has all the classic signs of a crazy serial killer. Trench coat, hiding weapons and knock-off watches... check. Dark eyes staring off in the distance... check. And the biggest clue is its silence. They always say it's the quiet ones that you have to worry about, and you haven't hear a peep out of this bunny during the entire time you've been reading this update. For all that is good and holy. If you see this rabbit... RUN! Report its location to the Fabshophop Authorities as you are running away. Don't look back. Don't stop. I'm honestly afraid to share this sketch, but I would be doing all my readers a disservice by not sharing 100% of the news.

My hands are still trembling after sharing that last sketch. So please. Be careful when looking through the "Benartex Fabric" page. The bunny is out there, which ever it may be. Stay safe my friends.

Until next month... 
Adolfo


      









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