EBN Update!!!
I learned an important lesson these last few weeks... 
Bunnies are savages! No ifs, ands, or buts about it. They aren't nice. They aren't pleasant. They're even worse when they're part of the bunny mafia.

We here at the EBN Network took great pride (and incredible risks) to bring to you the training methods the bunny mafia were using within their ranks. We understand these risks and proudly put ourselves in the mix to assist the FabShopHop authorities in bringing these criminals to justice. That being said, one of our junior investigative reporters found out just how dangerous these fuzzballs can be. To keep his safety in mind, we'll call him Willy (not his real name). During his investigation into the training grounds for the bunny mafia, Willy inadvertently bumped into some form of an appliance, thusly giving away his position and also scaring the heck out of a large group bunnies. Please know... Willy is recovering well and should have no long term physical set-backs, but this next part may be unsettling for younger viewers, or those with weakened compositions... viewer discretion is advised.

These are the last photos we were able to recover from Willy's phone...
This is the moment in which the bunny mafia realized that they were found. This was just before the mayhem ensued.
We can only imagine the horror going through Willy's mind at this point. This was a full on escape stampede. The bunny's knew that they were found and the FabShopHop authorities would soon be there to take them all into custody. These criminals were not going to go down easily.
Our brave and courageous Willy... even after taking the brunt of that stampede attack, he selflessly took one last photo in the hopes that it could bring at least one member of the bunny mafia to justice. Just look at that face of anger and resentment. Such brazenness to stare down the camera. This won't be forgotten.
This last image is an artistic rendering of the scene after we arrived. We can't show the actual photos to keep Willy's identity secure and for the well being of our readers. It just may be too much to take in.
God speed Willy on your continued recovery. We can only imagine the pain and horror that you had to endure at that time.

In honor of Willy's work and sacrifice, we've been able to identify the bunny that stared down the camera during the mass escape. We tracked her location to the "Quilting Kits" portion of this webpage. Needless to say, you've seen the danger they pose. Do not try and apprehend this bunny by yourself, or even with a friend. Find its location and immediately forward that information to the FabShopHop authorities so they can move and safely apprehend this criminal. I hope this can bring Willy a small bit of peace and solace during his recovery. We once again resolve ourselves to bringing down this crime syndicate. Stay strong my friends. One bunny at a time... this bunny mafia is going down.


Adolfo