2190 Commerce Dr. Suite 2
Bluffton, Indiana 46714
(260) 565-4438  
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Hello... hello... is this on? Did we get communications up and running yet?  Somebody answer me!

Okay? We good?  Excellent.  Hey Bunny Network members.  I would like to apologize for the lack of communication this last month.  As you can see we've just got our network communications back up and running.  We're still trying to piece together the remnants of the office here.  I believe I saw my desk chair in a tree about three blocks down the road, my desk is pretty much a pile of toothpicks, and I think my fish tank was vaporized.  Luckily though, I did find gulpy the goldfish and was able to save him by putting him the office bathroom's toilet for now.  So please, if you have to use the restroom, please use the one on the other end of the hallway.  Unfortunately... our bingo lady is in the wind.  We haven't seen her since the National Guard called in the air strike to try to calm her down.  Now don't get the wrong idea here.  They weren't dropping explosive rounds on her (that would just make her mad).  They came up with a gaseous compound of Valium, Unisom, and some prototype horse tranquilizer.  I'm not sure that it put her to sleep, but I do know that she calmed down enough to stop the chaos from before.   Anyways... as much as I want to get our bingo lady back and healthy, we have a job to do. If everyone remembers, Reginald, our bunny mafia informant, has given us tips on Newton in the "What's New" part of town.  He has also given us a solid lead to our May member of the bunny mafia, Marcy.  Info has it that Marcy is strolling the "Quilting Kits" area on behalf of the bunny mafia.  We don't know what she's planning or what the mafia has in store for her, but whatever it is, it can't be good.  Be vigilant, be strong, but also be careful.  Check out the "Quilting Kits" area and report her location to Fabshophop Authorities as soon as possible.

In the mean time, I have to help our boys in the tech lab find their stash of Pop-Tarts and Hot Pockets.  I hope they find that stuff... they can be a bunch moody little kids if they don't have their comfort foods.

Wish me luck.

EBN News anchorman...
Adolfo Porrata


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  • Phone: 260-565-4438
  • Email: mary@quiltsngifts.net
  • 2190 Commerce Dr. Ste. 2
  • Bluffton, Indiana 46714
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