Emergency Bunny Network!! (For all the long time readers, that's what EBN still stands for.) This really takes the cake people... I don't know how these annoying bunnies think that we can fall for their stunts. It's insulting really. Yet we have people out there that just fall for darn near anything. I guess I should back up a bit and give you all a bit more background on this. The bunny mafia member for October is Gene. This little con artist got wind that we would be focusing on the "3 Wishes" fabric section of this very website. Most bunnies try and hide. Some bunnies stand their ground and fight. One bunny decides to try and hide in plain sight. He is literally trying to pass himself off as a bleeping GENIE!!! Seriously??!! He's a bunny rabbit! How does he even think this would work? News flash people (ironic since this is a news agency) Gene isn't very good at it... not at all. As a matter of fact, I will go as far as saying he's terrible at it. Oh... I'm sorry... You don't believe me? As a respective member of the investigation and news society, allow me to introduce proof. There he is... That's Gene. The only thing that gets close to acting like a genie is that he's small enough to fit his backside in that little oil lamp. And please... it goes without saying that he CAN NOT grant wishes! Apparently, he's tried to bribe people that come looking for him with wishes instead of turning him in to the FabShopHop authorities. Please don't be that gullible or naive, or else you'll end up with these folks.Yup... that's them. They're the ones that actually thought a bunny rabbit could grant wishes. I can't say for certain, but I'm pretty sure that these folks wear their penguin pajamas as formal wear. This literally hurts my brain.
Okay my friends... that does it for me. I need to go take a nap.