EBN ALERT!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen... Adolfo Porrata here reporting for the EBN Network...

First, I would like to apologize for not being here to give updates during the last few weeks.  After my last update, having to recall the pain that Bugsy caused me all those years ago, I had to take some time away to help cope with my emotional state.  I am happy to report that I am feeling much better and will be here to do my due diligence in assisting as many as I can in bringing down this notorious bunny mafia.

A quick update on Marcus, our spotlight bunny from April.  Negotiators were successful in bringing him in peacefully.  Marcus was actually looking at quitting the mafia for asperations of becoming an actor.  We here at the EBN wish Marcus luck in his new endeavors once he serves his 4 to 10 and finishes his community service.

Our May focus on Bugsy the bunny is paying off in great leads and information.  This frugal rabbit has been sighted by many within the "Sales and Clearance" area of this website.  If you find him, please, I implore you to not confront him directly.  Please report the sighting directly to the FabShop Hop authorities.  The bunny has been able to not only elude the authorities, he as been able to slip through the fingers of experience hunters and other animal wildlife.  One hunter has been so emotionally broken in his failed attempts over the decades of hunting this rabbit that he has lost almost all his hair and even his speech is now beyond repair.  We tried to interview him, but his constant failure to pronounce the letter "R" made the interview impossible to air. If you good people could have seen this poor man try to talk, you hearts would've been broken, as was mine.  Elmer... we wish you luck and God speed.  I know that you all will do your part in helping to bring this dangerous bunny to justice.

We are currently putting together the pieces of information on the next member of the bunny mafia.  We will be back as soon as possible to share our findings with our faithful audience.

As always... we appreciate your patronage and friendship.  Looking forward to seeing all of you soon.

Happy Quilting!