EBN NEWS UPDATE!!!
(From my couch...)
Let's recap some recent events...
1) Robbie was a simple catch (kinda nice for a change)
2) A loyal reader comes up with the theory that male bunnies are more trouble because... you know... they're guys.
3) Sadie, the paper piecing ninja, show up and begins shredding our readers theory into confetti.
4) Sadie, a girl bunny, becomes the first to bring the fight to us! (but wait, she's a girl bunny... this isn't supposed to happen)
Let me begin with this... the girl bunny is EVIL!!! Holy smokes people... Sadie made it her last mission to try take out the head of the EBN Network! That's taking things a bit personal don't you think? I guess it was my mistake for showing up to make sure the apprehension took place cleanly but little did I know that Sadie had some bad intentions. She pointed me out saying that I couldn't catch her on her worst day. Well... you just can't take that kind of verbal barrage, especially from a fuzzy little rabbit! Of course I take her up on the challenge and within the first 10 seconds of the chase, within inches of reaching my target, my right hamstring decides to stop working and allows me to take a header right there in front of the Fabshophop authorities. I would like to thank those same authorities for waiting until AFTER they caught Sadie before laughing at me. I'm pretty sure that this is a sign that I should allow you, our younger and far more mobile, readers to keep up the pressure as we move into August. Speaking of August... let me introduce Newton, our spotlight member of the Bunny Mafia. Newton has claimed to be one of the smartest of the mafia members. Always focusing on what is new and happening in today's world. If he's looking for what's new... I would recommend looking through the "What's New" area of the site. Let's show him that we're smarter than that rabbit! While everyone begins to make his life difficult by reporting his location to the Fabshophop authorities... I'll continue to keep an icepack on leg and hobble around the office trying not to make any whimpering noises in the process. Remember... keep looking into the "What's New" area to track Newton.
The female bunnies are not so nice and sweet... and I'm pretty sure they hate me.
EBN News anchorman...