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EMERGENCY BUNNY NETWORK UPDATE!!!
(LET'S BE HONEST... THIS TRAVELING THING HASN'T WORKED SO WELL JUST YET)
My many thanks to the TSA officials that took care of my team during our little stint in the airport holding area. My many thanks to my EBN team for having the patience to remain at peace during this time... and yes... my (not so many) thanks to the Bingo Lady for finally calming down enough to not make an international incident during the past few weeks. Needless to say, she won't be flying anywhere for a long time.
ALRIGHTY THEN... HOLDING CELLS OR NOT... THE UPDATE MUST GO ON!!
You all did an amazing job taking down Buster. The Fabshophop authorities were able to apprehend him with little fuss, but we believe that Buster was working with an accomplice the whole time he was routing through the clearance area. Our inside source indicates that he was working with his cousin, Duster. Duster is looking to work his way into the Bunny Mafia and is looking to use this website as his proving ground. My friends, nothing could make me happier to stop him before he even earns his stripes. Since Duster was working closely with Buster, I recommend looking deeper within the sales and clearance area. Perhaps focusing our attention to the "Sales and Clearance Fabrics" area can prove useful. Let's look there and if there is a Duster sighting, please report it to the Fabshophop authorities as usual.
While you all begin this task, I'm going to take a moment and try to figure out how I'm going to get there to help everyone. Obviously my road trip idea never even left the parking lot. Flying was such a disaster that I'm pretty sure we can even use a ladder without causing an investigation. Anyway, while Bingo Lady is out restocking her supply of ink dobbers (the TSA never did give them back to her... rightfully so) which gives me some quiet time to reflect on the utter disaster these last two months have been. But fear not, because no storm or tragedy, security check point or holding cell can keep the EBN Network from completing its mission to bring down the most feared (and unknown) criminal organization this planet has ever seen! Oh yes... the Bunny Mafia will not beat us down. Stay strong my friends!!
Our mission continues!
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