First and foremost... Angelo makes an AMAZING... HISTORIC chicken parmesan!
After a month in protective services... I could stand it no more! I pulled a few favors in and actually had Angelo delivered to a secure kitchen, under extreme protocols to ensure the safety of all people involved (especially me). I'm still not real sure how the little fuzz ball pulled it off, but I watched him work what I can only call magic. Not the cheap street corner slight of hand magic... I'm talking full on Harry Potter and Merlin kind of wizardry. His little paws were a wonderous display of culinary expertise. The plate that was placed before me had an aura all to its own. I felt like a kid who had just met Peter Pan and was about to fly off to Neverland. My nerves were absolutely electric. All of my senses were set to atomic levels. I think I floated toward the table and just looked in amazement at the piece of art before me. I'm pretty sure that I drooled a bit at this point, I couldn't help it. With each bite I found myself moving a bit closer to heaven while at the same time I felt bad that this delicacy was going away (not bad enough to stop eating though). Just as I was finishing this moment of wonder.... I noticed Angelo. Sitting there with this smug look on his little face. Thinking that he had stepped above the law, that he had somehow beaten the man at his own game. (Sorry Mr. Bunny... but you don't get to win this one) I pushed the almost finished plate away from me and stared Angelo down and in the calmest tone I can create I spoke only three words before Angelo was carted off... "Needed more garlic". Talk about taking the wind out of his sails... his look was priceless!! I know that you all think that I was mean or cold in how I handled this situation, but it's war my friends. I can't let the bunny mafia feel that they have the upper hand... ever. Of course I finished that great meal once Angelo was out of the room... no way was I going to let that go to waste.
Now that we're in October... let's focus on Frank. For some reason, we believe Frank to be roaming around the "English Paper Piecing" area of this site. We are not 100% sure as to what ties he has to piecing things together, but I believe with everyone's help, we'll be able to put the pieces of the puzzle together in no time. Keep safe. Just report Frank's location to the authorities and we'll take it from there.
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