EBN NEWS UPDATE!!!
(July Bunny is not playing nice...)
Believe it or not ladies and gentlemen... but Robbie, our June bunny, as our absolute easiest capture EVER! How do you ask... can you believe that our little robot bunny simply ran out of batteries?? No Kidding People!!! I guess he wishes that he was Energizer Bunny now! Oh well, too bad for him.
Bring on July... and with the new month comes Sadie. I wish I could say that Ms. Sadie was calm and collected with a sparkling personality, but I can't. The office just received word from one of the local emergency rooms that almost a dozen members of the Fabshophop authorities as well as members of our own investigative group were admitted with severe papercuts. Hey there... don't laugh... papercuts hurt. We finally have information on how such a needless tragedy came to pass. SADIE!!! That's how! She is some sort of crazy origami ninja! Authorities found all sorts of paper shapes in the area that we last saw Sadie. Speaking of the area she was in... I suggest looking through the "English Paper Piecing" area of the website. I think that area makes the most sense to start in giving her talents with paper. Why can't she just fold up paper swans and cute things like that? I'll continue to work on trying to get to see the softer side of paper while you begin communicating her location to the Fabshophop authorities. Needless to say, make sure to keep your distance. I don't want any of our readers to end up with any annoying papercuts. Keep it safe.
To our faithful reader that gave us the theory that a female rabbit would be more peaceful... that theory isn't looking good so far, but we'll still hope for the best.
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