SEPTEMBER UPDATE!!! (and yes... it is September now)
Okay... Benny has successfully moved himself over to the "Benartex Fabrics" area just like it was planned, but I decided to leave the four steps to my master plan on this September update because it still seems to elude some of our readers on how this is supposed to work. Before anyone starts to give me grief about the attention I have to give to the penguin pajama person... allow me to display what I have to work with here.
How is this acting normally? I'm sure we see this every day in the streets and around downtown and don't think twice about it... right? Hey look... a strange person wearing a penguin onesie... nothing weird here. No self-respecting member of the bunny mafia can misunderstand this little getup for normal activities.
Please people... please... lets focus on step number three a bit harder and not wear our PJ's outdoors. Okay? Can we do that? So again... below are the steps to our plan from last month into this month. Steps 1 and 2 are going very nicely... much appreciation for that.
1) Allow Benny to escape into the "Benartex Fabrics" area at the end of the month. Do not try to stop him.
2) Report his whereabouts to the Fabshophop authorities while maintaining a safe distance.
3) Act normally... Really? Again with the laughter? (This third step may be the hardest of them all)
4) Lastly... once the information is received and vetted, the Fabshophop authorities will swoop in a pick Benny up for questioning.
Plan is still solid... the pieces are still in place... the act normal part is continuing to be a potential issue.
Let's do our best people!
P.S. And no... clown outfits are not better. Unless you actually work as a clown in a circus, kids birthday parties, or a rodeo clown.
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