Late Breaking News from the EBN...
Ladies and Gentlemen... Adolfo Porrata here reporting for the EBN Network...

We have the first pieces of information regarding our June spotlight on the bunny mafia.  We have attained the name of the next dangerous member of the bunny mafia.  Rhonda Rabbit will be our focus in June and we will continue to pass along information as it is received.

This next update regarding Bugsy may be disturbing for our younger readers... procede at your own caution.

We have news that our friend Elmer, from our last update, has once again gone out trying to capture Bugsy on his own.  Although he was adviced to not take this course of action, he simply could not fight back the decades of time spent hunting down his rabbit nemesis.  Now the bad news is not regarding Elmer himself but his pet duck Dufus.  Late last week, Elmer actually cornered Bugsy and almost had him caught.  Elmer, allowed himself to get caught up in dialogue with Bugsy... this is where things turned horribly wrong... I'm sorry, I'm having trouble reading through this report... it is horrifying.  Bugsy was able to convince Elmer that last week was not rabbit season.  A heated arguement ensued, both parties going back and forth.  Bugsy trying desperately to convince Elmer that it was in fact... duck season.  Elmer tried desperatley to keep his focus on Wabbit season (poor guy still has trouble speaking) but in a moment of weakness, he gave in to the verbal dynamics that Bugsy is a master of... and... (I'm feeling a bit woozy, the room is starting to spin)... Elmer brought his shotgun to bear down on poor Dufus.  Ladies and gentlemen... I sit here in utter disbelief (and nausea) in this next piece of information.  Dufus... poor Dufus... his little duck bill was literally blown around to the back of his head (Oh the humanity of it all !).  Dufus is currently in stable condition at ACME Medical and Elmer in a shattered emotional state has been institutionalized (for all our safety) pending further review.  Poor man keeps repeating that last conversation he had with Bugsy... over and over again... Duck Season, Wabbit Season, Duck Season... Let's keep Elmer in our thoughts and prayers.  Please... I beg you... do not try to capture this dangerous rabbit on your own.  When you find Bugsy hiding within the Sales and Clearance area, notify the FabShopHop authorities and let them deal with him.  They are the professionals.

I will be back soon with another update... hopefully to finally say that Bugsy has been brought to justice.

As always... we appreciate your patronage and friendship.  Looking forward to seeing all of you soon.

Happy Quilting!